December 10, 2009
from THE WASHINGTON TIMES

EDITORIAL: Leave our fish ponds alone
Not content to have the government control the very air we exhale, some liberal
members of Congress want to regulate every drop of water in the country and the
land on which it sits. If they get their wish, the government would exercise
dominion over land, air and sea to an extent never before seen.
Earlier this week came news of the decision by the power-hungry Environmental
Protection Agency that carbon dioxide, which all animals and people exhale with
every breath, amounts to an "endangerment" of human health. Now comes Rep. James
Oberstar, Minnesota Democrat and chairman of the House Transportation and
Infrastructure Committee, to try to match a Senate committee that already
advanced a bill to radically expand the scope of federal water regulations. Last
week, Mr. Oberstar's staff repeated his determination to do likewise by year's
end, with a bill misnamed the Clean Water Restoration Act (CWRA).
The Senate version of the legislation looks deceptively like a minor change. As
confirmed in several recent U.S. Supreme Court cases, federal regulatory
authority currently extends only to waters that are navigable or perhaps
directly connected to navigable waters. The Senate bill would remove the word
"navigable." The significance of the dropped word is that any backyard fish pond
or birdbath, any swimming pool or even a piece of low ground that is prone to
forming puddles after rains, could be subject to the dictates of bureaucrats at
the EPA and the Army Corps of Engineers.
That prospect makes even some Democrats nervous. A few months back, Sen. Blanche
Lincoln, Arkansas Democrat, told a farm group that, "We certainly don't want to
give the EPA the broad authority that would allow them onto your farms to
regulate ponds, ditches and gutters."
And no wonder. Consider a case highlighted in a 2008 report issued by the
Washington Legal Foundation. Massachusetts small business owner James Knott had
won awards for manufacturing pollution-control technology, but that didn't
protect him from the EPA. Twenty-one EPA agents, many of them armed, took over
Mr. Knott's plant commando-style in November 1997 as they tested the pH of the
facility's rinse-water discharges. A U.S. Attorney eventually indicted Mr. Knott
on two felony counts of discharging water that was supposedly too acidic. The
charges later were dropped when it turned out the lab reports had been tampered
with; the actual discharges were fine all along. In the meantime, however, Mr.
Knott lost hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal fees.
The good news is that 11 senators and 17 House members sent a letter on Tuesday
to congressional leaders promising to put up a major fight against the CWRA
because it would "slow or stop vital economic activities all across the country"
and cost "thousands of jobs." The prospect of an unconstrained EPA, especially
in a troubled economy, is reason enough to kill the proposal.

Get away from my pool, you federal punks!